Doomscroll Interrupted

Doomscroll intervention

Congratulations. Out of everything the internet has to offer, you have chosen... nothing.

Excellent taste.

Now, breathe in — yes, with your actual lungs, the ones you forgot you had.

And breathe out, like a phone powering down. But happier.

Notice your shoulders. They've been up by your ears since 2019.

Let them descend. Slowly. Like a very relaxed elevator.

Somewhere out there, the algorithm is panicking. It doesn't know what you like anymore.

Good. Stay mysterious.

One more breath. Make it a fancy one.

That concludes: nothing. You were great at it.

You may now return to civilization. Or don't. I'm a video, not a cop.

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